Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door has been opened.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
I don't know if I want to get married again.
My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you
What once were two, are one
