Top 10 Funny Money Quotes

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

Funny Money, Robbing, Founding

To make a million, start with $900,000.

Money, Funny Money, Millions

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Sex, Too Much, Funny Money

1968 Couples, ch.5.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

Funny, Money, Funny Money

"It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)" (song) (1965)

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer

Bankers, Banking, Funny Money

What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

Money, Funny Money, Street Life

You can't tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's.

Son, Wealth, Funny Money

I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes.

Years, America, Funny Money

"Time is on our side: A look back at the Rolling Stones". www.interviewmagazine.com. September 21, 2012.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

Funny, Money, Funny Money

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.

Bills, Lawyer, Funny Money

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