Golf Quotes - Page 2

You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.

The Universal Law is impartial. It will give you anything you believe. It will throw you garbage or roses depending on the energy you put in. You are the one in charge, and you must accept that and stand alone. If you think God is coming down to fix things for you, forget it. God is out playing golf.

I know this golf tournament has my name on it but it's not about me. It's about the Louisiana Tech family. There is nothing greater than being a part of the Bulldog family.

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

You can't win them all but you can try.

The object of golf is to beat someone. Make sure that someone is not yourself.

Every great player has learned the two Cs: how to concentrate and how to maintain composure.

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

I never learned anything from a match that I won.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.

I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.

Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.

The toughest opponent of all is Old Man Par. He's a patient soul who never shoots a birdie and never incurs a bogey. And if you would travel the long road with him, you must be patient, too.

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

My attitude toward punctuation is that it ought to be as conventional as possible. The game of golf would lose a good deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. You ought to be able to show that you can do it a good deal better than anyone else with the regular tools before you have a license to bring in your own improvements.