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Grandmother Quotes - Page 5

Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.

Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.

Paulette Bates Alden (1988). “Feeding the Eagles: Short Stories”

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Gene Perret (2001). “Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First”, Arizona Highways

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

Dave Barry (1984). “Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home”, p.54, Rodale

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.

The Principles and Practice of Medicine p. 130. Appleton, New York (1892)

My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead.

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of P.J. O'Rourke”, p.14, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

I can't promise we'll ever use you for a hasty getaway," Cole said, "but with a little work, you might be able to race my grandmother-while she's on her scooter.

Gena Showalter (2015). “The White Rabbit Chronicles: Alice in Zombieland\Through the Zombie Glass\The Queen of Zombie Hearts”, p.258, Harlequin