Guy Quotes - Page 23

It's easier in some ways being on the life raft and the other guy's in the boat and you can row alongside and be supportive. In some ways, that's an easier role.

I'm a much happier guy than a lot of people think I am.

George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?

If you bring somebody into the band you are going to be with them a lot whether it's in the studio, on the tour bus, or at dinner every night; you want somebody you enjoy being around. You don't want an annoying guy .

One of the things we love about Po [Kung Fu Panda] is that he's vulnerable. He's someone that we can all identify with because he has those insecurities. He's an outsider feeling guy.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".

The Gong Show provided me with five years of the happiest times of my life, but that's that. And to be known as the guy who gave the world The Gong Show - listen, my Uncle George isn't known as anything. So I guess it isn't so bad in that context.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a hard-working guy.

Leadership is something you earn, something you're chosen for. You can't come in yelling, 'I'm your leader!' If it happens, it's because the other guys respect you.

Both guys ran out of gas, only my guy had an extra tank.

You know the actor John Garfield? In one movie he walked up to this train station, the ticket booth, and the guy says, 'Yes, where are you going?' And he says, 'I want a ticket to nowhere.' I thought: that's it. The freedom to do that. I want a ticket to nowhere.

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.

I have always tried to have a message, not to be a preacher, but a message that shows it's better to be a good guy than a bad guy, and I try to make it clear that doing the right thing is more attractive than not.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

You know how you smoke out a sniper? You send a guy out in the open, and you see if he gets shot. They thought that one up at West Point

There are three sides to every argument. Yours. The other guy's. And the right side.

I'm weird. I still believe that when you do good deeds, you get something back in return. That's why I really enjoy helping other guys succeed.

There are guys who want to shoot the last shot and others who want to pass off. I want that last shot.

You cannot build a little guy up by tearing a big guy down. Abraham Lincoln said it...

Johnny Miller is a very honest guy. That may have been to his detriment sometimes. On television, he's too honest. We talk about it a lot. Do you really need to be that honest? You know what I mean? But he's a good man. He's a good family man. He's got good values, and we're delighted to have him as our honoree.

When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.

I pay those guys to fly, so let them fly. I'll be damned if I'll pay them to just sit there.