Guy Quotes - Page 44

Do you guys like impressions? "Why?" That was Socrates.

I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car.

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.

I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, 'Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared, I have nothing, I have no props.' And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, 'Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn't need props.' And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.

I was sitting on a plane that is traveling towards Seattle. And the guy next to me turns and says to me Hey, you going to Seattle?. Nope, San Francisco... I'll be parachuting off in about an hour. Here's your sign!

Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest. I've never met The Rock though.

I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash.

We have a lot more unlikely heroes now. It’s not just the guy with guns—it’s the guy with brains.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.'

What's his name? I tried to forget him because if he would have fought like he worked with my guy he would have knocked the guy out.

This kid deserves anything good that happens to him. He's such a good guy. He's just the nicest human being you want to meet.

Camouflage doesn't help when the other guy is willing to defoliate the whole jungle.

People always say, 'How is it to be so successful?' I'm not successful yet. Richard Branson is successful. That's successful. Michael Jackson was successful. U2 was successful. I'm just a guy, doing okay. But I'm a happy guy doing okay.

For a guy who didn't expect a fan base whatsoever, I'm pretty stoked. People say they don't understand it, and I say that's okay. I don't think anyone can argue that I'm not trying to do my own thing at least.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

I watch a happy person doing stand-up, and I go, "What the hell is this? This person's happy!" You need internal conflict. You need the guy to be out of step with society. It's a tool for comedy.

The guy with the competitive advantage is the one with the best technology.

I'm always have been in my life a big protector of women. If I see a guy slap a girl I would rip their head off; I'm very like that.

I'm the happiest the saddest guy in the world can be.

I thank God every day. That's all I can do. That, and try to help all those other guys who are trying to do what I did.

I was so bad. Out of control. So glad I turned out to be a nice guy.

The blues are just a heightened sense of awareness of life's ups and downs, and things that a guy sees after a couple hits of Jack Daniels.

I'm a guy who works very hard and if I want something bad enough, I'm going to do anything possible to get it.

I think some of those guys might actually be better off if they had more wussy in them.