Hamburgers Quotes

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet- for the sake of hamburgers

Hamburger bad fries bad, coca-cola bad….There I said it. Drink your water people.

So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact that we turn sacred cows into hamburger.

Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's.

What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a hamburger?

Give the people what they want and then go have a hamburger.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

'I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.'

I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?

Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.

There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.

The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger." Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare to offers made in other centuries. "And fries," Sean said. "And a vanilla milkshake." Annie remained unthrilled. "Okay, okay. You can have a Big Mac." Romance in my century, she thought, is pitiful.

We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.

Whether you sell hamburgers or computers, we’re all in the customer service business. Our goal must be to exceed our customers’ expectations every day.

You are what you think you eat.

It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.

I used to be monastic, almost. Now I'm like a Tibetan that has discovered hamburgers and television. I'm catching up on Americana.

On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?

I want to keep fighting because it's the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.

You are what you think you are.

But once in a while you might see me at In and Out Burger; they make the best fast food hamburgers around.