Headache Quotes - Page 2

Love is an incurable malady like those pathetic states in which rheumatism affords the sufferer a brief respite only to be replaced by epileptiform headaches.

Public appearances are a headache. I hold mine down to a minimum.

Marijuana is like sex: If I don't do it every day I get a headache.

Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.

If I don't have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches.

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.

I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!

It would have been a helluva lot more fun if I had never hit those 61 homeruns... all it brought me was headaches.

Popularity can be a real headache.

Oh, you mean I'm a homosexual! Of course I am, and heterosexual too, but what's that got to do with my headache?

Privilege is a headache, that you don't know that you don't have.

It's a huge headache - the more money you have, the more hassles. I find money very uncomfortable.

The gods have chosen to entertain me with chronic eyestrain headaches. Very poisonous episodes. So I don't do a lot of reading anymore except on tape.

Depression is like a headache or true love or any of those indefinable concepts. If you've never been there, you don't know what it's like until you're too far in to stop the process.

As human beings are also animals, to manage one million animals gives me a headache.

We sort of understand how painkillers work. You take one, and it reduces your headache. We don't understand how photographs work. And that, to me, is an essential problem as a practitioner.

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.

If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache.

Big studio comedies are such a headache.

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

I woke with a terrible headache and wobbled around 'till I fell out the window." "You what?" "Fell out the window. That one over there." She [Edwina] gestured to the curtain behind her. "I broke my back. My spine is all wobbly now, but it doesn't hurt.

Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.

What can money do to console a man with a headache?

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really.