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Husband Quotes - Page 63

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

"Joan Rivers dies: Celebrate comedian's life with her 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liners" by Steve Anglesey and Carl Greenwood, www.mirror.co.uk. September 04, 2014.

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

"Finding The Summer Movies That Are (Well) Off The Beaten Path". "All Things Considered", www.npr.org. May 31, 2010.

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

"Joan Rivers: the best of her career in clips and quotes" by Lilah Raptopoulos, www.theguardian.com. September 04, 2014.

I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.

25 of Joan Rivers' best jokes, www.cnn.com. September 5, 2014.

When it's over for a woman, it's over. You're not getting an appeal.

"What I've Learned: Jack Nicholson" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.