Idiot Quotes - Page 14

Any idiot can put up a website.

I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny.

And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?

Idiot. Which road do you take when you're running from something weaker than yourself? Or maybe you're the one looking for an excuse to back out.

Anti-Americanism is a pure totalitarian concept. The very notion is idiotic.

Lawrence immediately saw that it was a trick question. You would have to be some kind of idiot to make the facile assumption that the current would add or subtract 5 miles per hour to or from the speed of the boat.

I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.

She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo.

Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?

Drugs are for idiots. I'm never going to be that person.

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed. 'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

Only idiots die for an idea! Life is greater and infinitely more valuable than all the ideas!

The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

There's an expression in Yiddish, which is "der gelernte naar" - a "learned fool." You can know a great deal, you can have a Ph.D., and you can still be a total idiot.

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing.

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.

I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot.

I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.

I'm not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act.

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere.