Idiot Quotes - Page 11

Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.

We must reclaim and retake feminism from our fellow idiotic women.

You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius.

When the sage points at the moon, all that the idiot sees is the finger.

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

To hold power has always meant to manipulate idiots and circumstances; and those circumstances and those idiots, tossed together, bring about those coincidences to which even the greatest men confess they owe most of their fame

Yes, the idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread it.

If you can make any religion look idiotic, chances are you haven't understood that religion.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

All is egotism. The only people whose mainspring is not egotism are the dead and perhaps idiots.

Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot.

All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'

You're screening your calls?" "Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots." "Is that an insult?" His voice dropped into a deep growl. "You're not an idiot," I told him. "You're just a deadly psychopath with a god complex.(...)

What is the function that a clergyman performs in the world? Answer: He gets his living by assuring idiots that he can save them from an imaginary hell.

If Henry Miller often sounded like a village idiot, it is because, like Whitman, he was the rest of the village as well.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.