Idiot Quotes - Page 12

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

You entered a marathon with hills? You idiot.

I don't know that Donald Trump is anything more to Putin than what Lenin called a poleznye durak, a useful idiot.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

The Weaver is a really godlike power. It's not even a blind idiot god, a sort of Lovecraft thing, it's just a purely capricious god. It's an intelligence you can't understand, so you can't trust it." -Amazon.com interview

The law is an ass, an idiot.

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

Did I hear God call me an idiot?

Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that?

I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.

Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate.

Just because I was 30 doesn't mean I was grown. God, I was such an idiot. I was an absolute idiot at 30. And I grew up.

It's amazing to me that Glenn Beck can be on the cover of 'Time,' and there can be a whole article about him basically saying, 'Well, you know, he's controversial.' It's like, 'No, he's a dangerous idiot who needs the help of a good psychiatrist!'

To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!

There are a lot of idiots on the Internet getting a lot of attention.

I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots.

Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

How did Jefferson feel about the people of his day who were the equivalent of our modern day penecostals? You know, those revelation reveling tongue speaking idiots.

Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot.

Direction is the most invisible part of the theatrical art. It's not like the conductor in the symphony orchestra performance because he's standing in front of you waiving his arms. You now what he's doing. You don't know what the director is doing unless you know a lot about theater and even then you can only deduce it. You know it when you go to rehearsal. You really know it when they are rehearsing something of yours. I learned more in the rehearsals for The Letter than I have ever dreamed of know in the theater as a critic. If it doesn't make me a better critic, I'm an idiot.

I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it.

The idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history.