Idiot Quotes - Page 13

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.

I'm very fast. I'm like Forest Gump, except ... I am not an idiot!

Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm a idiot.

What kind of an idiotic question is that?

Boys turns girls into such idiots.

You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right.

People who believe I'm an idiot don't hire me and they don't call.

Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.

You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)

Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. “I’m such an effing idiot.” “We knew that,” he said drily. “We definitely didn’t have to throw you into a coma for that little-known nugget.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking.

The way the Democrats try to dispirit everybody and impugn people is basically insult their intelligence. If you're not Democrat, if you're not liberal, you're an idiot. You're kook. Something's wrong with you.

The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.

Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong.

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

Who is he?" "An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society.

How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little. Not like myself, Cath thought. "Like an idiot," she said softly. "And I never want it to stop.

Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances.

You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.

No more, no less. I'm an idiot. I really need to let this crush go.

Any idiot can be complicated. It takes a genius to be simple.

I have always loved David Bowie. When he began to experiment with pop music in the 80's, I really thought there was a really fascinating reverence for it. A lot of people looked at pop music as just idiot music, or dance music, and with this he was giving it a lot of respect.