Kitchen Quotes - Page 2

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude!

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!

You can have fantasies about having control over the world, but I know I can barely control my kitchen sink. That is the grace I'm given. Because when one can control things, one is limited to one's own vision.

I have been in Sorrow's kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows, with a harp and sword in my hands.

It is hard to imagine a civilization without onions.

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

A kitchen is a good place to be, almost always the best place in the house.

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

Get in your kitchens, buy unprocessed foods, turn off the TV, and prepare your own foods. This is liberating.

Most of us lead far more meaningful lives than we know. Often finding meaning is not about doing things differently; it is about seeing familiar things in new ways.

And don't forget music - music in the kitchen is an essential ingredient!

A thousand years ago the Chinese had an entirely codified kitchen while the French were still gnawing on bones. Chopsticks have been around since the fourth century B.C. Forks didn't show up in England until 1611, and even then they weren't meant for eating but just to hold the meat still while you hacked at it with your knife.

Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.

Always remember: If you're alone in the kitchen and you drop the lamb, you can always just pick it up. Who's going to know?

The most poisonous source in any kitchen is a chef's ego.

The kitchen really is the castle itself. This is where we spend our happiest moments and where we find the joy of being a family.

I am a Beyonce fan. I’m gonna watch her upcoming documentary because fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so I’ll be able to understand what she says. You know Beyonce can’t talk. She sounds like she has a fifth grade education.

...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.

Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in two short words: bust ass.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table.

I train my chefs completely different to anyone else. My young girls and guys, when they come to the kitchen, the first thing they get is a blindfold. They get blindfolded and they get sat down at the chef's table... Unless they can identify what they're tasting, they don't get to cook it.