I could eat my body weight in sushi.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook.
The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn.
I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything.
Sometimes sushi is just superb, and other times there's nothing like a great big steak. It depends where your taste buds are at the time.
I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi. I race for your love, Shake-n-Bake, Ricky Bobby
I'm not making art, I'm making sushi
Don't dunk your nigiri in the soy sauce. Don't mix your wasabi in the soy sauce. If the rice is good, complement your sushi chef on the rice.
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
I love sushi, but I'm not going to write a column about it.
In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans.
You have to eat good! I eat gorgeous food. I eat sushi, I eat meat, I eat steaks. I eat more than you, I'm sure.
I still eat sushi, though I'm trying my best to have my last sushi roll.
With sushi, it is all about balance. Sometimes they cut the fish too thick, sometimes too thin. Often the rice is overcooked or undercooked. Not enough rice vinegar or too much.
I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked.
The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.
I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day.
And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.
There's always room for improvement.
Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties.
Although, I didnt really like sushi until I moved out to L.A.
Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.
I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me.
Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that they are in every other way identical to other prostitutes. They’re not better looking; they’re not smarter; they’re not classier; they’re not more charming. They probably give more blowjobs than any reasonable woman, right? And they are empty inside, but it’s also society’s fault.
One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do.
