Laughing Quotes - Page 15

I just hope we can find our way back to engaging with one another, arguing strongly with one another, and then going down and having a root beer together or something and - and having a good laugh about it as we work together for the best interests of the next generation of Americans who are going to inherit this country.

I want to make people laugh and I want to try to encourage world peace.

I used to take myself very seriously, now it's all just funny. You gotta laugh at yourself. You know, most of the time when something's a big deal for us, it's only become a big deal in the space between our ears.

Putin looks at her and he laughs. OK? He laughs. Putin. Putin looks at Hillary Clinton and he smiles.

I dont want to sound gloomy, but, at some point of your lives, every one of you will notice that you have in your life one person, one friend whom you love and care for very much. That person is so close to you that you are able to share some things only with him. For example, you can call that friend, and from the very first maniacal laugh or some other joke you will know who is at the other end of that line. We used to do that with him so often. And then when that person is gone, there will be nothing like that in your life ever again.

Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh.

Then his eyes focus on something over my shoulder, and he starts walking. I turn to see Uriah jogging from the elevator bank. He is grinning. “Heard a rumor you were a dirty traitor,” Uriah says. “Yeah, whatever,” says Zeke. They collide in an embrace that looks almost painful to me, slapping each other’s backs and laughing with their fists clasped between them.

You could be laughing one day about the same issues that you're crying about the next day, so that's life.

There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

A good time to laugh is any time you can.

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!

It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.

Perhaps the world will end at the kitchen table, while we are laughing and crying, eating of the last sweet bite.

It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.

How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.

Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.

The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.

I love people who make me laugh!

There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and foget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.

We don't laugh because we're happy - we're happy because we laugh.

Excessive sorrow laughs. Excessive joy weeps.