Laughing Quotes - Page 16

Never laugh at those who suffer; suffer sometimes those who laugh.

To laugh or cry is the most beautiful thing in the world

Humor is the spiciest condiment in the feast of existence. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles but gather strength from them, make a jest of your difficulties but overcome them.

Only in this world do we laugh: in hell, it won't be possible; and in heaven, it won't be proper.

Enjoy the present, bid defiance to the future, laugh at all those reasonable beings who exercise their reason to avoid the misfortunes which they fear, destroying at the same time the pleasure that they might enjoy.

To become conscious of what is horrifying and to laugh at it is to become master of that which is horrifying

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm having the last laugh.

I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

She'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.

I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.

I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that is now. Can you believe it? We were so intimate once upon a time I can't believe it now. The memory of being that intimate with somebody. We were so intimate I could puke. I can't imagine ever being that intimate with somebody else. I haven't been.

I want to wake up with you beside me in the mornings. I want to spend my evenings looking at you across the dinner table. I want to share every mundane detail of my day with you and hear every detail of yours. I want to laugh with you and fall asleep with you in my arms.

You have as much laughter as you have faith.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.

People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.

I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on.

But it is only in epic tragedies that gloom is unrelieved. In real life tragedy and comedy are so intermingled that when one is most wretched ridiculous things happen to make one laugh in spite of oneself.

You have to believe there are kisses and laughs and risks worth taking.

For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

I have a good, hearty laugh and an energetic handshake, and those are trump cards.

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

I like being cheerful. Isn't it nice to be able to have fun and laugh while doing interviews?