Laughing Quotes - Page 39

I'm someone who lived in a war for five years. I received bombs on my head every day of my childhood. Did that stop me from living? Did that stop me from laughing?

Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me.

What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy.

Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.

Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet.

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

I go on stage and people like what I look like; as soon as I'm outside I feel like I have to hide, because people laugh at me, because of the way I look. Now, I use this look, it works for me, I even exaggerate it. I used to hide my large forehead, but now I'm selling it.

When I was young, I learned very early on that I could make my mother laugh. And that was one of the greatest sounds I ever heard.

I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.

The statement that 'God is dead' comes from Nietzsche and has recently been trumpeted abroad by some German and American theologians. But the good Lord has not died of this; He who dwells in the heaven laughs at them.

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper.

Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day.

I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people laugh. For somebody like me, that's the thing you excel at.

You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.

As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.

Back when I had a little, I thought that I needed a lot. A little was overrated, but a lot was a little too complicated. See, zero didn't satisfy me. A million didn't make me happy. That's when I learned a lesson that it's all about your perception....THERE'S HOPE. It doesn't cost a thing to smile. You don't have to pay to laugh. Better thank God for that.

There's hope. It doesn't cost a thing to smile. You don't have to pay to laugh. You better thank God for that.

At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum!

I sat around in a hotel room in London for about a month, locked myself away, formed a little diary and experimented with voices - it was important to try to find a somewhat iconic voice and laugh. I ended up landing more in the realm of a psychopath - someone with very little to no conscience towards his acts.

There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.

I remember going foraging for breakfast in St. Louis once. I saw this one girl sitting in front of the venue, and she made this pink T-shirt with a big heart in the middle of it and a misty picture of our guitarist Mark [Potter]. She was so embarrassed when she saw me. And I was trying desperately not to laugh.

A solitary laugh is often a laugh of superiority.

There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.