Laughing Quotes - Page 41

If the Martians ever find out how human beings think, they'll kill themselves laughing.

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join

Running around accusing others is not as good as laughing. And enjoying a good laugh is not as good as going along with things.

Laughter is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.

Sometimes the scene is a sad scene but you have to play it with a laugh to find out that that doesn't work or that there's really a part of that in it, and that's what rehearsal is for, to take that time.

For every laugh, there should be a tear.

It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly.

A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again.

I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans.

Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.

They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be.

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can

So you got rid of your astonishment that someone could write so much more dynamically than you. You stopped cherishing your aloneness and poetic differentness to your delicately flat little bosom. You said: she's to good to forget. How about making her a friend and competitor — you could learn alot from her. So you'll try. So maybe she'll laugh in your face. So maybe she'll beat you hollow in the end. So anyhow, you'll try, and maybe, possibly, she can stand you. Here's hoping!

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

Laugh with people laughing, cry with people crying, but don't fall into the river of world illusion. Stay on the banks.

There are a lot of girls Ive found attractive, but we could never date. If a girl can make me laugh, thats really attractive to me. I have a soft spot for southern girls who are sweet, like Taylor Swift!

I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.

Today, take a break from your ego and don't take yourself too seriously. Enjoy your Spirit and laugh!

I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way.

No one is laughable who laughs at himself.

HAMM: We're not beginning to... to... mean something? CLOV: Mean something! You and I, mean something! (Brief laugh.) Ah that's a good one!

The rosary in the hand, repentance on the lips, and the heart full of sinful longings-sin itself laughs at our repentance!

You have to learn to laugh all the time. It's a practice of life. It's a practice of happiness.

Don't whine... laugh.

You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy can deal with the fear and still not paralyze you or tell you that it's going away. You say, OK, you got certain choices here, you can laugh at them and then once you've laughed at them and you have expunged the demon, now you can deal with them. That's what I do when I do my act.