Laughing Quotes - Page 44

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.

They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably true.

We've got to laugh or break our hearts in this damnable world.

Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.

No shoots, says Friday, no yet, me shoot now, me no kill; me stay, give you one more laugh.

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

One must keep a few smiles aside to laugh at oneself on joyless days.

Laughing makes everything easier.

You talk too much, you laugh too loud, and that's the price of love.

The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

I am a positive person. I am not cynical. If you are born in this world, no matter who you are, negative things will happen. If you aren't positive as a person, you'll be very unhappy. It's extremely important to be positive, to laugh, to be happy, to accept life as it comes.

Situation comedies are old-fashioned - they stick to formulas. I resent their music which is old fashioned. I resent the use of a laugh track.

Live well laugh often and love much.

Televison allows thousands of people to laugh at the same joke and still remain alone.

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

[The woman] paused and seemed to take a deep breath. 'You see,' she declared. 'I am Tom Mallow's aunt.' Catherine's first instinct was to burst out laughing. She wondered why there was something slightly absurd about aunts; perhaps it was because one thought of them as dear, comfortable creatures, somehow lacking in dignity and prestige.

The only pressure comes form myself. I put pressure on myself at first just because I was intimidated. When I made Amy Poehler laugh, it was a big thing for me. She's been one of my role models since high school, because she started UCB, which is what I wanted to do since high school.

Everyone has the same kind of fears; everyone has the same big problems in the world, which is, like, fear of death and I hope horrible things dont happen to my family, but they do. And I think people laugh at them as this great release.

I know the Muslim psychology. It is all pomposity and bravado. I give you my word that if Islam is ridiculed publicly and systematically, it will be defeated. Shame is a great motivator as well as deterrent. Do not underestimate the power of ridicule. This is serious stuff not a laughing matter.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.

You probably shouldn't laugh any more.

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.

That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.