Laughing Quotes - Page 46

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh

You can laugh at my behavior that will never bother me, say the devil is my savior, but I don't pay no heed.

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.

I come to work with a smile and I leave with a laugh, and I'm so grateful.

The great Creator to revere Must sure become the creature; But still the preaching cant forbear, And ev'n the rigid feature: Yet ne'er with wits profane to range Be complaisance extended;An atheist laugh's a poor exchange For deity offended.

I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried

Growing up, the most important thing, after taking care of your family and getting a decent job of work, was having a laugh. That was the point to life.

I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh.

I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're done with me, I go back in my box.

Books are masters who instruct us without rods or ferules, without words or anger, without bread or money. If you approach them, they are not asleep; If you seek them, they do not hide; If you blunder, they do not scold; if you are ignorant, they do not laugh at you.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

I laugh until I weep And weep until I smile

I want my people to laugh like a lion's roar. Then even laughter becomes a tremendous experience, because it is intelligence at its peak.

Those who have everything but thee, my God, laugh at those who have nothing but thyself.

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

He who sounds his own trumpet will soon find plenty to laugh at him.

I don't look at paparazzi photos. And most of my friends don't want to be photographed, so they walk four feet to the side. If you see a photo of me laughing, that's why - because my friends don't want to walk with me.

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

Not everyone has been a bully or the victim of bullies, but everyone has seen bullying, and seeing it, has responded to it by joining in or objecting, by laughing or keeping silent, by feeling disgusted or feeling interested.

I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get. Don't be too easy.

If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.

When I meet a girl, I just sort of do really over-exaggerated terrible dance moves... a lot of hip movements. I get them laughing, and get them to feel pity for me, and then they like me!

One does not laugh because one is happy; one is happy because one laughs.

You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it.