Laughing Quotes - Page 47

If the bear were to make a racial comment, it would be more likely to get a laugh than if a person on stage were to make a racial comment.

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

Is there anything better than making a kid laugh?

I will laugh at the laughable while I breathe

You have to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you'll waste all that great material.

The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing never excited laughter, it pleases only the mind and never distorts the countenance.

No, I like to wear as least amount of makeup as I can during my everyday life because I'm just all about keeping my skin healthy and hydrated and I love to laugh and have a great time and smile - that's when I feel the most pretty so I just want to make sure that I stay happy.

God laughs at men's plans.

Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.

My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh.

I saw you laughing with your friends, and your smile sucked me right in.

He sucked his lips in an attempt not to laugh. "Aren't you Spanish?" She raised one arm in a salute. "Viva la Queen Isabella!" "I see. Then why are you speaking with a French accent?

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Some gal would giggle and I'd get red, and some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head. I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.

He laughs best who laughs last.

Each cast member brings their own vibe and antics to the set. You're constantly surrounded by fun loving people who can make you laugh in their own way

Tension is wonderful for making people laugh.

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

We need comedies in the world! We need to laugh, it's all so hard.