Laughter Quotes - Page 44

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

Laughter is more than just a pleasurable activity...When people laugh together, they tend to talk and touch more and to make eye contact more frequently.

The wise teacher knows that 55 minutes of work plus 5 minutes laughter are worth twice as much as 60 minutes of unvaried work.

The preceding criticism justifies the following definition of the entire human: human existence as the life of "unmotivated" celebration, celebration in all meaning of the word: laughter, dancing, orgy, the rejection of subordination, and sacrifice that scornfully puts aside any consideration of ends, property, and morality.

In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

And let that day be lost to us on which we did not dance once! And let that wisdom be false to us that brought no laughter with it!

Meditate upon all the perfect light within your own mind! Do this repeatedly and the radiant Bodhisattvas of Wisdom and Laughter will visit you and change your karma forever!

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

There is nothing better than giving up everything and stepping into a passionate love relationship with God, the God of the universe who made galaxies, leaves, laughter, and me and you.

To us investigators, the concept 'soul' is irrelevant and a matter for laughter. But matter is an abstraction of exactly the same kind, just as good and just as bad as it is. We know as much about the soul as we do of matter.

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted.

Laughter is a celebration of our failings. That's what clowns are for. And that's what I am.

Real life is in love, laughter, and work.

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.

... laughter is lovelier than tears in bed.

When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on.

I had the epiphany that laughter was light, and light was laughter, and that this was the secret of the universe.

To be truthful i am not entirely sure what people mean when they talk of happiness. There are moments of joy and laughter, the comfort of friendship, but enduring happiness? If it exists i have not found it

He is not always at ease who laughs.

What is pornography to one man is the laughter of genius to another.