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Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off?

Analysis, Want, Lobotomy

If you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything.

Want, Lobotomy, Ask Me

Kathy Acker (1996). “Pussy, King of the Pirates”, Acker, Kathy

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

Lobotomy, Plastic, Surgery

"Happy 80th birthday Joan Rivers! Comedian's 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liner jokes" by Steve Anglesey, www.mirror.co.uk. June 08, 2013.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

Needs, Lobotomy, Saws

As soon as a woman re- fuses to be perfectly happy doing housework eight hours a day, society has a tendency to want to do a lobotomy on her.

Eight, Want, Lobotomy

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I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

Proud, Lobotomy, Fine

When discussing complex systems like brains and other societies, it is easy to oversimplify: I call this Occam's lobotomy.

Simplicity, Brain, Lobotomy

The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.

Nfl, Lobotomy, Shoulders

We're talking about the chemical lobotomy. We're talking about the chemical straightjacketing of our children.

Children, Talking, Lobotomy

Source: whale.to

I didn't know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy.

Sexy, Mind, Lobotomy

Jennifer Estep (2011). “Kiss of Frost”, p.26, Kensington Books

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