Sock Quotes

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.

We're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again.

I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it.

Never run in the rain with your socks on.

You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.

You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Some socks are loners They can't live in pairs.

I like a colorful sock. I'm a sock man.

All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it was I hit and I tell them I don't know except it looked good.

The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks.

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

No one wants to see a boring tube sock.

You're going to blow his socks off!

Bad Boys II has knocked everyone's socks off.

If you ain't got socks, you ain't got much. But if you got 'em, you might as well pull 'em up. It's a statement of self-sufficiency. We should all be more self-governed.

I always steal a pair of socks on every photo shoot I do. It's my thing.

They change scapegoats at the networks more regularly than some people change socks.

It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.

Oakmont possesses all the charm of a sock to the head.

I'm not doing contemporary songs unless something comes along that really knocks my socks off.

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

I'm also a fan of ridiculously coloured and patterned socks.

I have reached an age where if someone tells me to wear socks, I dont have to

A government is not an old pair of socks that you throw away.