Marriage Quotes - Page 64

Professional marriage counselors agree that the most productive and mature way to deal with marital anger is to stomp dramatically from the room. You want to make your move before the opponent does, because the first person to stomp from the room receives valuable Argument Points that can be redeemed for exciting merchandise at the Marital Prize Redemption Center.

Your most vital necessity in this life is that you shall love your wife completely and implicitly and in an entire nakedness of body and spirit.... this that I tell you is my message as far as I've got any.

I have never been prouder to be a lifelong New Yorker than I am today with the passage of marriage equality.

Courtship brings out the best. Marriage brings out the rest.

She had been married so often she bought a drip-dry wedding dress.

We feasted on love; every mode of it, solemn and merry, romantic and realistic, sometimes as dramatic as a thunderstorm, sometimes comfortable and unemphatic as putting on your soft slippers. She was my pupil and my teacher, my subject and my sovereign, my trusty comrade, friends, shipmate, fellow-soldier. My mistress, but at the same time all that any man friend has ever been to me.

The fastest way to improve your relationships is to make others feel important in every way possible.

Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.

The Bible is clear - God's definition of marriage is between a man and a woman.

In my parents I saw a model where they were really always communicating, doing things together. They were really kind of a team. I wanted some of that magic myself.

A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.

He that takes a wife, takes care

You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.

Marry above thy match and you will get a master.

There are two things for a marriage to be good. One is to work hard on it. The other one is to marry above you. And I succeeded at both of those.

For 50 percent of Americans marriage is forever, for the rest of us there is another adventure.

And to walk through life in dreams out of love for the hand that guides us.

In America a woman loses her independence for ever in the bonds of matrimony. While there is less constraint on girls there than anywhere else, a wife submits to stricter obligations. For the former, her father's house is a home of freedom and pleasure; for the latter, her husband's is almost a cloister.

The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to bear them, sometimes three.

Marriage with love is entering heaven with one's eyes shut, but marriage without love is entering hell with them open.

Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

In love the heavens themselves do guide the state; Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate.

... Let the cage bird and the cage bird mate and the wild bird mate in the wild.

She who dwells with me whom I have loved with such communion, that no place on earth can ever be solitude to me.