Murphy Quotes

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.

There are no answers, only cross references.

Government expands to absorb revenue - and then some.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

And I also trust that there's more than one way to do something.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.

But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.

There’s no doubt in my mind that McMurphy’s won, but I’m not sure what.

I can't imagine Joe DiMaggio was a better all-around player than Dale Murphy.

Nobody notices when things go right.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

But it's the truth even if it didn't happen.

She asked if we were calm enough for her to take off the cuffs, and McMurphy nodded. He had slumped over with his head hung and his elbows between his knees and looked completely exhausted--it hadn't occurred to me that it was just as hard for him to stand straight as it was for me.

Mr. Bibbit, you might warn this Mr. Harding that I'm so crazy I admit to voting for Eisenhower. Bibbit! You tell Mr. McMurphy I'm so crazy I voted for Eisenhower twice! And you tell Mr. Harding right back — he puts both hands on the table and leans down, his voice getting low — that I'm so crazy I plan to vote for Eisenhower again this November.

I decided I'd never do a series again, but I was offered a pilot for a series through Eddy Murphy Productions, and that was the gig that got me Parker Lewis.

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.

[On social climbing:] Everything that goes up must come down.

The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

But he won’t let the pain blot out the humor no more’n he’ll let the humor blot out the pain.

Pansy," Murphy sneered. Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger