Newspapers Quotes - Page 4

I don't have to run the Peace Corps. I could live without seeing my picture in the newspapers and without being interviewed.

I can take a newspaper and make it a lethal weapon.

We're newspaper junkies; I can't imagine life without a newspaper.

I buy newspapers to make money to buy more newspapers to make more money.

A newspaper is the lowest thing there is.

The newspapers! Sir, they are the most villainous - licentious -abominable - infernal - Not that I ever read them - No - I make it a rule never to look into a newspaper.

Thank God the economy is not as bad as you read in the newspaper every day.

Information on the Internet must be as free as in the newspapers.

I have newspapers coming to me and saying, 'Can we get in on the TARP?'.

A newspaper is the center of a community, it's one of the tent poles of the community, and that's not going to be replaced by Web sites and blogs.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

My theory was that a city without a newspaper is a city without a soul.

I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.

A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke.

Democrats were simply hoping to win some political points by getting their outlandish rhetoric published in the newspapers and heard on the talk shows.

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?

Frankly, no newspaper is set up to monitor for cheats and fabricators.

The most efficacious secular book that ever was published in America is the newspaper.

Newspapers are the schoolmasters of the common people.

That endless book, the newspaper, is our national glory.

The advertisements in a newspaper are more full knowledge in respect to what is going on in a state or community than the editorial columns are.

When newspapers are the principal vehicles of the wit and wisdom of a people, the higher graces of composition can hardly be looked for.

For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.

Is the New York Times a Liberal Newspaper? Of course it is.