Ninja Quotes

Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they’re no good.

Question everything generally thought to be obvious.

Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don’t know any personally.

I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this.

I never go back on my word! That's my nindo, my ninja way!

Only a ninja can stop a ninja.

Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak.

Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.

Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again... AND I WON'T...!

The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

I've never really been that much of a fan of Ninja Tune.

All I ever wanted to be was a Ninja... Tong from Kickboxer, Sagat from Street Fighter.

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?

I used to love ninja movies. That was my thing.

Sasori, your strength came because of your soul, not in spite of it... You were supposed to be a a top-class ninja puppeteer, not a worthless nobody who lets someone else pull the strings. - Kankurou (Naruto Ch 518)

I call this one the Ninja Center-fold! ~ Naruto

Customers are ninjas now. They are stealthily evaluating you right under your nose.

Because I’m an English ninja,” Tanith replied. “We’re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.

If I was a part of secret ninja group my power would be the power of apology. I would just apologize emphatically and freely. And my mech might just be a phone to send apologetic emails from.

Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can't take the girl because she's what? some kind of ninja witch?

So, I heard you're this ninja or something.

You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.