Nuts Quotes - Page 9

I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow peanuts on my farm in Georgia.

Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic kangaroos.

People thought I was a charlatan and a nut. The doctors were against me -- they said that working out with weights would give people heart attacks and they would lose their sex drive.

If you depend on where the chestnuts are going to be, and where the deer are, you have to be attuned to the outside world.

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Writing is like giving birth to a piano sideways. Anyone who perseveres is either talented or nuts.

The morns are meeker than they were, The nuts are getting brown; The berry's cheek is plumper, The rose is out of town. The maple wears a gayer scarf, The field a scarlet gown. Lest I should be old-fashioned, I'll put a trinket on.

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling.

While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a high fiber and protein meal, such as whole-grain toast with peanut butter.

I watch the best. I'm a big fan of Elvis. I'm a big fan of 1950s Elvis when he would go on stage and scare people because he was a force and girls would go nuts! You can say the same thing for Prince or The Police. It's just guys who know that people are here to see a show, so I watch those guys and I love studying them because I'm a fan.

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

Dislodging a green nut from it's shell is almost impossible, but let it dry and the lightest tap will do it.

It's kind of spooky when you are caught talking to God everybody thinks you're nuts. They used to call you a prophet.

The nut of this tree is hung high aloft, wrapped in a silk wrapper, which is enclosed in a case of sole leather, which again is packed in a mass of shock absorbing, vermin proof pulp, sealed up in a waterproof, ironwood case, and finally cased in a vegetable porcupine of spines, almost impregnable. There is no nut so protected; there is no nut in our woods to compare with it as food. What is a Chesnut?

I don't know the nuts and bolts of writing. I studied medicine. I was a pre-med nerd. So everything I learned, I know about writing is very instinctive.

October, here's to you. Here's to the heady aroma of the frost-kissed apples, the winey smell of ripened grapes, the wild-as-the-wind smell of hickory nuts and the nostalgic whiff of that first wood smoke.

A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody.

If your CFO is more important than your CHRO (Chief Human Resource Officer) you're nuts!

The purest natural food for human beings would be fresh, uncooked food and nuts. A fare which consists of three-quarters of vegetable food and one-quarter meat would appear to be the most satisfactory.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

I have an optimistic view of everything. You have to, otherwise you'd go nuts.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?