Paranoid Quotes

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire.

Humans are evolutionarily designed to be paranoid, and they believe in God because they are paranoid.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

I was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told me I was a paranoid lunatic... in morse code.

Rollin wit a posse full of paranoid drugdealaz!

I ignore the jealous, I ignore the malicious, I ignore the ignorant and I ignore the paranoid.

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

You can never be comfortable with your success, you've got to be paranoid you're going to lose it.

There is a paranoid streak in American life. Radio talk show hosts tend to foment that paranoid streak in American life.

It's amazing where the paranoid mind can take you.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Only the paranoid survive.

You have to be around people you trust; otherwise you can't do anything - you're afraid, you're paranoid, and you can't do any work.

Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.

A paranoid is someone who has all the facts.

The Academy is paranoid about its image.

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

Secrecy is a vacuum and nothing fills a vacuum like paranoid speculation.

All gamblers are paranoid, though they call it superstition.

I consider myself to be an inverse paranoid. I always operate as if everything is part of a universal plot to enhance my well-being.

Even a paranoid can have enemies.

Even paranoid people have enemies.

Assume the best but hire paranoid people.