Squat Quotes

There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.

A squat cannot be performed on a Smith machine any more than it can be performed in a small closet with a hamster.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Yo, I'm god incarnate. From the grimiest back blocks. Pazienza lyrical equivalent of Sasquatch

I find a fence a very uncomfortable place to squat my bottom.

Squat 300 times a day, you’re going to give birth quickly.

INTENTIONS - ACTION = SQUAT

The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesnt know squat.

I recommend against a wooden squat rack, for much the same reason that I recommend against a wooden car.

Good thoughts not delivered mean squat.

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

Unexpressed good thoughts aren't worth squat!

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

I belong to the Lovecraft Society, which meets at the University. They do things like follow in Lovecraft's footsteps, just like he followed in Edgar Allan Poe's footsteps. I mean the actual footfalls, you know, like they're going out looking for sasquatch, this kind of stuff.

I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.