Shirts Quotes - Page 3

Shirts are for pussies. I take my pants off!

And what's with the shirt? You think you're in Fiji?" "It's like being on vactaion. all of the time.

I find vacuuming very therapeutic, but I hate ironing. I usually have no shirt on while ironing, because I'm ironing it, and I end up burning my chest.

Shirts don't grow on trees.

I’m not my name. My name is something I wear, like a shirt. It gets worn. I outgrow it, I change it.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

I love my work with a frenetic and perverse love, as an ascetic loves the hair shirt which scratches his belly.

It makes me sad because I've never seen such--such beautiful shirts before.

It's not a bad day at work when you just have to take your shirt off for a big franchise movie. There are worse jobs out there!

I'm a jacket man. And if I'm without one, I am kind of seriously disabled. I don't know how to operate in shirt sleeves.

Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt.

John Terry wears his shirt on his sleeve.

Girls don’t really recognize me on the street. No one has tried to serenade me or rip my shirt off.

When I say 'Clean water was only served to the fairer skin,' what I'm saying is we're making product with chitlins. T-shirts! That's the most we can make.

What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

People don't ask Jay-Z to take his shirt off when he rhymes.

Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just going mental, lit up and having an amazing time.

Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!

I will put on my shoes and shirt and get out of here - it'll be better for all of us.

I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.

Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a person, too!

If I had to choose, I would never take my shirt off again in a movie, but I guess that's not very realistic. I certainly won't be asking to do it, though.

I have like 20 snap-up shirts in my closet, and I never, never would have thought before FNL would I have had that.

I watched him pull his t-shirt over his head. I could put hin on replay doing that and watch it all day.

Referees don't come down here with a particular flavoured shirt on.