Lemons Quotes

My juicer is not meant to squeeze lemons; it is meant to start conversations.

Summer for prose and lemons, for nakedness and languor.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

Being a singer now I have to get all fussy... I must have my ginger and lemon and all that.

I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.

It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health.

When did the lemons learn the same creed as the sun?

There is no such thing as reconstituted lemon juice, only reconstituted taste buds.

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

I'm weird about fruity desserts like lemony, acidic, zesty... I don't like lemon things and orange things, really.