Stupid Quotes - Page 83

You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week.

The "Powers That Be" are not smart enough to engineer Armageddon, but they may yet be stupid enough. If governments are involved in covering up the knowledge of aliens, then they are doing a much better job of it than they seem to do at anything else.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

I may be ignorant but I ain't stupid!

Why would you help us? (Delphine) I hear stupidity is a fatal disease. Doing my own experimentation to see if that’s true or not. If I survive, we’ll know it’s not. If I die…well, it’ll suck. Bad. And I won’t be happy. (Asmodeus)

I always believed that women have rights and that there are some women that are intelligent enough to claim those rights. There are some others that are stupid enough not to.

Actresses get stupid questions asked of them all the time, like, ‘How do you stay sexy?’ or ‘What’s your sexiest quality?’ All these ridiculous things you would never ask a man.

'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'

People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it -ignorance is when you choose not to understand something.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Want of tenderness is want of parts, and is no less a proof of stupidity than depravity.

I am infected with your stupidity.

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

Too many whites are getting away with drug use... Too many whites are getting away with drug sales... The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too.

Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards...There's going to be a retard summit at the White House.

Think of a field of daisies: they bloom, they wither, and in the spring they grow again. Who wants to see the same stupid daisy year after year, especially with a bunch of crappy iron-lung-type equipment bolted to it?

Certainly people have said a lot of deeply unfortunate and stupid things in Southern accents, but that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the accent itself.

I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.

I'm only a stupid filmmaker.

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

But clever people all make one mistake. They all think everyone else is stupid. And everyone isn't stupid. They just take a bit more time, that's all.

Stupidity trumps Machiavelli almost every time when you are looking for an explanation.

True popularity comes from acts of kindness rather than acts of stupidity.

How blunt are all the arrows of thy quiver in comparison with those of guilt.

It's natural to feel fear. All great warriors are afraid. Only the stupid and the delusional are not.