Three Quotes - Page 29

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.

Three silences there are: the first of speech, the second of desire, the third of thought.

Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.

Of the three official objects of our prison system: vengeance, deterrence, and reformation of the criminal, only one is achieved; and that is the one which is nakedly abominable.

Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.

I have to have an adjustment before I go into the ring. I do believe in chiropractic. I found that going to a chiropractor three times a week helps my performance. The majority of boxers go to get that edge.

It takes three to make a child.

I was a bratty little sister. I was the youngest of three, and I often felt as though I didn't fit in.

Every mathematical discipline goes through three periods of development: the naive, the formal, and the critical.

I'm six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.

Wisdom, humanity & courage, these three are universal virtues. The way by which they are practiced are one.

Every three seconds in the developing world, a child dies needlessly due to lack of basic health care and other things we all take for granted.

A salamander can grow a new tail in three weeks. My dad can score new tail in three minutes.

They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many.

Why should it be easy to do something that, if done well, two or three times, will make your family rich for life?

Id like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world: Sid Caesar, me, and Mel Brooks.

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!

The three heads of God were sundered from existence. Who shall say that this was accident? And likewise, who shall say that accidents be not but arabesques within some wider figure? Of this nothing is known.

All for one, one for all, that is our device.

Daily, I examine myself in three areas. Have I done my best when doing things for others? Have I been trustworthy in my dealings with my friends? Have I revised the lessons I have been taught?

There were three of us; Witkiewicz, Bruno Schulz, and myself--the three muskateers of the Polish avant-garde between the wars. Only Witkiewicz remains to be discovered.

Satan cannot deny but that great wonders have been wrought by prayer. As the spirit of prayer goes up, so his kingdom goes down. Satan's strategems against prayer are three. First, if he can, he will keep thee from prayer. If that be not feasible, secondly, he will strive to interrupt thee in prayer. And, thirdly, if that plot takes not, he will labour to hinder the success of thy prayer.

We need three kinds of pitching: left-handed, right-handed and relief.

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.