Towns Quotes - Page 7

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It's our town, everybody scream In this town of Halloween.

It's very easy to leave when things go wrong, but to stick around and to basically give life to a town because of everything that it gave you generation after generation after generation, that to me is what defines a true American.

Tonight, I would like to pay tribute to the greatest entertainer of all time, Mr. Elvis Presley. Elvis was Las Vegas. And if it wasn't for him, so many performers like myself would not have the chance to do what we do in this town. He really was the king.

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

Troubadours travelled from town to town. They didn't really sing too good, which is the main reason they kept going.

Please don't take a turn to negative town.

I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.

We should stop arguing about tax cuts in this town.

Nature's noblemen are everywhere,--in town and out of town, gloved and rough-handed, rich and poor. Prejudice against a lord, because he is a lord, is losing the chance of finding a good fellow, as much as prejudice against a ploughman because he is a ploughman.

Small towns are like metronomes; with the slightest flick, the beat changes.

I live a bit outside of Stockholm and I almost never go into town. I can live anywhere, I think.

I've always been an avid reader. Everyone in my family read a lot. Considering we were from a little town, we were pretty literate.

I'm starting to realize that people lack good mirrors. It's so hard for anyone to show us how we look, & so hard for us to show anyone how we feel.

The pleasure isn't in doing the thing, the pleasure is in planning it.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

Montreal is a great town. There's equal parts blue-collar town.

I like to eat alone in restaurants, with a book, particularly if I am out of town, alone, on business. It's relaxing. I feel not even a twinge of embarrassment. Is this gender-related? Is there a lingering feeling among women that if they are alone in public, they will be judged to be spinsters or spinsters-to-be?

Now there's a grown-up swinging town.

I am too inexperienced and ignorant to conduct myself with propriety in this town, where every thing is new to me, and many things are unaccountable and perplexing.

All of Africa's resources should be declared resources of the state and managed by the nation. Our experience in Bolivia shows that when you take control of natural resources for the people of the town and village, major world change is possible.

What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards!

The town I came from really had one industry, and that was furniture.

At sunset we are rattling through the streets of the little town of Cordova.

I love playing in the UK because there are some topics that you just can't talk about in the States without getting run out of town. So let me just say this: Louis C. K.'s new show sucks.

Small towns make up for their lack of people by having everyone be more interesting.