A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
Someone said to me, "How's your rabbit food?" I said, "Fine." ... "How's your vulture food?"
He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone.
There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.
I would love to make @BarackObama vegan.
I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.
My best performances were when I was 30 years old, and I was a vegan.
We have all heard of the web of life. The way we live threatens to trap us in a web of death.
I'm not a true vegan.
People's choice to become vegan, from people I've spoken to, seems motivated by fear.
I'm about 90 percent vegan. I think veganism is really well suited for training, at least for me anyway.
Cows scream louder than carrots.