Wife Quotes - Page 34

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.

I took the wife out last night; one punch!

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

If you're concentrating on climbing , you can't be concentrating on money and cars and houses and wives and boyfriends. And when you come back to deal with them, you have a better view of their reliative importance. Climbing puts things in perspective again.

My wife, whenever I'd go off to work and I'd be kind of anxious, she'll say, 'Remember, have fun.' Oh, I forgot, thanks for the reminder. Because sometimes we do forget. We take it all too seriously and there's a lot of joy to be had wherever you are.

What would a man of God say, who felt aright, when Joseph asked him for his money? He would say, 'Yes, and I wish I had more to help to build up the Kingdom of God.' Or if he came and said 'I want your wife?' 'O Yes,' he would say, 'here she is, there are plenty more.' ... Did the Prophet Joseph want every man's wife he asked for? He did not... If such a man of God should come to me and say, 'I want your gold and silver, or your wives,' I should say, 'Here they are, I wish I had more to give you, take all I have got.'

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

Always see a fellows weak point in his wife.

My affection for Taiwan... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese.

That’s what she was, Joanna felt suddenly. That’s what they all were, all the Stepford wives: actresses in commercials, pleased with detergents and floor wax, with cleansers, shampoos, and deodorants. Pretty actresses, big in the bosom but small in the talent, playing housewives unconvincingly, too nicey-nice to be real.

Unless you intend your wife to be a true missionary, not merely a wife, home-maker, and friend, do not join us.

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.

The idea of submission is never meant to allow someone to overstep another's boundaries. Submission only has meaning in the context of boundaries, for boundaries promote self-control and freedom. If a wife is not free and in control of herself, she is not submitting anyway. She is a slave subject to a slave driver, and she is out of the will of God.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.

My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.

As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.

A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.

A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero

Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife.