Wife Quotes - Page 33

I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.

Julius Caesar divorced his wife Pompeia, but declared at the trial that he knew nothing of what was alleged against her and Clodius. When asked why, in that case, he had divorced her, he replied: Because I would have the chastity of my wife clear even of suspicion.

My wife and daughter have accused me of being too silent at breakfast but I don't want to talk when I don't have much to say.

Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

The best thing I ever saw was a man who loved his wife.

Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband.

Two wives? That exceeds the custom.

My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

one year as his wife, and id have become one of those abject, quaking women who look at their husbands when someone asks them a question. I've always despised that type, but I see how it happens now

I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!

The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy.

Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend.

John Bond has blackened my name with his insinuations about the private lives of football managers. Both my wives are upset.

Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.

And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.

I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin.

and every day I thank [God] that I am alive, not because I fear death, but because my wife has a husband and my son is not an orphan.

If you wish to ruin yourself, marry a rich wife.

When I raced with Mercedes, I thought Id learn German. But my wife didnt want to live in Germany.

Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you've...um...entertained his wife.

I'm gonna try to be cured. I've been on heroin eight years and I want to try a different style of life. It made me split up from my wife. It ruined a lot of things for me.

No man is worth having is true to his wife, or can be true to his wife, or ever was, or ever will be so.

In every marriage the wife has to keep her mouth shut about at least one small thing her husband does that disgusts her.