Wife Quotes - Page 32

The trouble is you almost have to marry a man before you can find out the sort of wife he needs; and usually it's exactly the sort you are not.

The reason modern poetry is difficult is so that the poet's wife cannot understand it.

The Lord commands the wife to be submissive. Refusal to submit to the husband is therefore rebellion against God Himself. Submission to the husband is a test of her love for God as well as a test of love for her husband. The wife then must look upon her submission to her husband as an act of obedience to Christ and not merely to her husband.

I'm a bit obsessive. I've just bought this Wi-Fi radio, which can pick up 7,500 stations from all over the world. I'm boring my wife to death with it. I've got a thing about technology, so I've got four sat-nav systems and loads of gadgets, including a 100% accurate watch. Any new development and I'm there buying it. My best trait is that I'm happy and optimistic.

My wife and I, we met making a movie. This is not just our job, it's our life. It's what we do naturally whether we're working together or not.

A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.

One of my favorite writers is Michel de Montaigne. My wife gave me a beautiful 17th-century edition of Montaigne's essays translated by John Florio. That's probably my most precious possession.

Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.

I do get very angry at things. My wife has to count to ten because if she gets annoyed at me being annoyed, then I get annoyed at her being annoyed at me being annoyed.

Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife.

A good wife is like the ivy which beautifies the building to which it clings, twining its tendrils more lovingly as time converts the ancient edifice into a ruin.

My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them.

The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with.

A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.

This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: "Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?" Like he can't go over and lift up the sofa cushion himself.

I never owned a pair of blue jeans until I met my second wife.

It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.

I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!

I would love to have the power to be the just eternally perfect husband so my wife would always be happy; that would take me to heaven if I could figure that one out.

A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse.

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

I'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.