Wife Quotes - Page 41

People who are so dreadfully "devoted" to their wives are so apt, from mere habit, to get devoted to other people's wives as well.

Men of sense, whatever you may choose to say, do not want silly wives.

Quart of whiskey a day for months working hard on a long poem. Wife hiding bottles, myself hiding bottles. Murderous and suicidal. Many hospitalizations, many alibis.

Cause my wife gets up and goes shopping.

I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're my girlfriend, you're my co-worker. 'This is your box, and you're not allowed to stray outside of it.'

Trying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife.

How happy is the sailor's life, from coast to coast to roam; in every port he finds a wife, in every land a home.

Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.

No husband will ever be better avenged than by his wife's lover.

A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.

A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness.

…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.

Suffice it to say Cherie Snodgrass and I were good friends a long, long time ago. After Mr Snodgrass confronted my wife, the friendship ended and my marriage remained intact.

There is nothing a Man of good Sense dreads so much in a Wife, as her having more Sense than himself.

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!

It certainly would have been adaptive for ancestral man to have a chubby wife during stressful times of famine. Not only would she have had more calories to burn, and thus more energy and endurance, but since fat stores estrogen, she would have remained fertile for longer.

It is hard for me to believe that any husband and wife are really happy together. And to have thee say you are is an unspeakable comfort.

Wife: a former sweetheart.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

My approach in life is very clear: if there is an error, I tend to apologise and indeed most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife for the inevitable errors I'm going to make during the course of a day.

I helped put in a rink in Cadillac, Michigan, when my wife was very healthy. She helped them put it in and the rink is going full-bore the last time I was there.

That's what I try to do, my wife and I, we try to, not shelter them [kids], but still not contribute to the delinquency of a minor.

That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.

One shouldn't be too inquisitive in life Either about God's secrets or one's wife.