Wife Quotes - Page 40

I imagined that it might be awkward to talk to your wife about her performance, so going into it I was a little nervous. But doing it was actually a wonderfully inspiring experience.

I was never fearful or scared. I knew God had me and my wife and children knew it as well so we just marched.

Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no.

Now, I am thrilled to be a wife and mother, and I hope to be as good of a mother as my own mother, Carole.

So, to prepare for the role, I had to take music lessons, talk to wives who had husbands overseas, and carefully study the reactions and mannerisms of a friend who was expecting.

I was being flirted with for 'Modern Family,' which my wife still hasn't let me live down, but it's one of those things where that show is so brilliant because the casting couldn't be any more perfect. It wouldn't have been right for me, and I wouldn't have been right for it.

I had not been married scarcely five minutes, and made one proclamation of the Gospel, before it was reported that I had seven wives.... I am innocent of all these charges.... What a thing it is for a man to be accused of committing adultery, and having seven wives, when I can only find one. I am the same man, and as innocent as I was fourteen years ago; and I can prove them all perjurers.

The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.

I couldn't see much point in tying myself down to a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were my own.

The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife.

I really didn't have any bad hitchhiking experiences. The only bad experiences were standing by the road for 10 hours. I never thought I'd get a ride with a ministers wife or a coalminer or a Republican elected official. It was all pleasant surprises. The only drag was the waiting.

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.

Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question?

Not watching TV gets me in a lot of trouble in my household because my wife and daughter have a lot of shows they like to watch.

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird: If you're married, it's actually located in your wife's brain.

Usually action films have a formula: good guy gets in trouble, his wife dies, friends have problems, so he goes to the mountain, learns martial arts, comes back, and kills the bad guy.

What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death?

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

I have my prized possession in my wallet. That's a photograph of the first words I ever uttered to my wife, and her answer to my question when I asked her, "Will you go out with me?"

If President Young wants my wives I will give them to him without a grumble, and he can take them whenever he likes.

A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other hand, men spend half their income on the wives when the wife finds out about the mistress. So it all balances out.

My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.

It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk about ex-husbands and ex-wives, that's all. Also, I don't know a damn thing about politics.