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Wife Quotes - Page 38

With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.

Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.83, Zondervan

When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.

Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.168, Zondervan