Wife Quotes - Page 66

The great thing about starting golf in your forties is that you can start golf in your forties. You can start other things in your forties but generally your wife makes you stop them, as Bill Clinton found out.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings.

...when a wife wouldn't testify, little punishment was meted out. Alex came to understand that only those who pressed charges ever became truly free, because the life they were leading was a prison, even if most of them wouldn't admit it.

Donald Trump is not an immigrant basher. His mother was a legal immigrant. His wife is a legal immigrant. He employs legal immigrants. He just likes his immigrants to be legal.

And don't forget, a prisoner's wife must always think good thoughts.

Throughout Ronnie's presidency, there was an ongoing public discussion as to how much influence the first lady should have on the president. It's hardly a new problem. As long as mankind has lived in groups, there's always been a question of how to handle the boss's wife.

For most men, a stepford wife would bore them to tears after a couple of weeks

Every conscientious husband and wife should measure their marriage by the unchanging standard of the principles found in God's Word.

Wives rarely fuss about their beauty To guarantee their mate's affection.

I have nothing against women. Some of my best wives were women.

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.

My ultimate joy and happiness is being a wife and mother.

All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security.

I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him.

My season 2 'Good Wife' wrap gift was this deluxe package of Mortal Kombat. I played it for, like, two weeks straight.

The fact that I can make a living and support three kids and my wife doing what I love to do... who does that? That's golden. It's a very privileged thing.

I have too much imagination to be a housewife

Procreative power & priesthood power are shared by husband & wife

I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.

the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.

A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.

His [Rudolph Giuliani] marital life became unhinged with his wife kicking him out of the mayor`s residence of Gracie mansion. That he took up residence as a house guest in an apartment owned by friends of his.The friends were a loving gay couple. And that is the best thing I know about Rudy Giuliani.

The parts for women, you're either like the quietly suffering wife or the wild girl.

I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was living with my wife again so I could have my own place and not have no landladies.