Wife Quotes - Page 68

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.

Winning is the only thing that makes me happy. Ask my wife. I don't get happy about anniversaries or birthdays. I don't care about that. Just winning.

My m.o. as far as choosing projects is I really try not to work. I try to not do the scripts that are offered me. I'm in this wonderful position to be able to do that. The reason I do that is because I know what it takes once I engage, what that means for me personally and for my wife.

You can love the Mexican culture, you can love your Mexican-American wife and also believe that we need to control the border.

A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire.

Jesse Jackson's wife was arrested in Puerto Rico while protesting the naval bombings there. Jesse said he was holding a meeting with four of his secretaries to decide what to do and that these meetings could run well into the night.

This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?"

I was with my wife for five years before we got married, so we've been together since I was 22.

Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny.

I'll cab it home." "Naw. I'll hang until you're through. Then I'll drag you back to your apartment. Watch you throw up for an hour. Push you into bed. Before I leave I'll get the coffee machine set up. Aspirin will be right next to the sugar bowl." "I don't have a sugar bowl." "So it'll be next to the bag." Butch smiled. "You'd have made a great wife, Jose." "That's what mine tells me.

What's the good of not believing? Today it's your wife you don't believe; tomorrow it's God Himself you won't take stock in.

The only kind of marriage liberals had ever glorified is the gay kind. But thanks to Michael Schiavo, the sanctity of marriage is fast becoming a liberal sacrament, with the proviso it has to involve 'mercy killing.' It took Michael Schiavo's devoted efforts to starve and dehydrate his wife to restore liberal faith in the institution.

As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don't know what tomorrow's going to bring.

I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer.

My wife and I have enjoyed over forty years of wedded blitz.

Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing all he wishes.

The man who enters his wife's dressing room is either a philosopher or a fool.

I wasn't born a first lady or a senator. I wasn't born a Democrat. I wasn't born a lawyer or an advocate for women's rights and human rights. I wasn't born a wife or a mother.

... talk, not sex, constitutes most of the intercourse between a man and his wife.

My wife gets mad because we'll be in the middle of something and I'll stop and say, 'No, I've got to write this down!' She'll say, 'No! We're in a discussion!' I say, 'I know, but it's hilarious!

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

Please, my dear brothers, let your wives and sisters go to the voter registration process. Later, you can control who she votes for, but please, let her go.

Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.