Wife Quotes - Page 69

I'm only waiting for my wife to grow up.

Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, 'By the way, cheated on my wife. Let's just get that out in the open right now.' He didn't need to admit that. He's blind. Could have said it was an accident.

Housewives are dependent creatures who are still children…parasites.

Paolo Uccello's wife told people that Paolo used to stay up all night in his study trying to work out the vanishing points of his perspective. When she called him to come to bed, he would say "Oh what a lovely thing this perspective is!"

Tonight I should like to thank all those who have shared my work and to acknowledge the debt that I owe to my wife whose encouragement to put research before all other things has been a great strength to me.

The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'

Hee that tells his wife newes is but newly married.

Who letts his wife goe to every feast, and his horse drinke at every water, shall neither have good wife nor good horse.

It is a maxim that man and wife should never have it in their power to hang one another.

no one in the whole world knows all a man's bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does.

What’s wrong with you? Are you ill? I forbid you to be ill, wife.

Some men have sighed over the abduction of their wives, but many more have sighed because no one wanted to abduct theirs.

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to.

The wife ought to have the first child and the husband the second, then there wouldn't ever be any more.

The bride, the white bride today a maiden, tomorrow a wife.

A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer.

A wife of your own stature is the greatest of all blessings.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't

I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.

I believe a woman, in order to be a good wife, must be (among other things) both sensual and maternal.

The husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the Head of the Church. And the wife is there to bless and support and help him.

Husband and wife have so many interests in common that when they have jogged through the ups and downs of life a sufficient time, the leash which at first galled often grows easy and familiar.

The distinguishing trait of people accustomed to good society is a calm, imperturbable quiet which pervades all their actions and habits, from the greatest to the least. They eat in quiet, move in quiet, live in quiet, and lose their wife, or even their money, in quiet; while low persons cannot take up either a spoon or an affront without making such an amazing noise about it.

There was no use in trying to emancipate a wife who had not the dimmest notion that she was not free.