I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!
Room service. You like me fluff pillow?
Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here.
If he wants some, come - well I don't wanna say that!
I walked backstage, standing ovation. Everyone was backstage clapping.
We know you're stashing him, Cena!
Release your inner Kane.
Someone said DX over here? It was this dipshit with the cowboy hat over here.
But I want you to know, and I want you to have it very clear that I did NOT quit on each and everyone of you. No. Because you guys have never quitted on me.
If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.
It's unrated, which means it's too confusing to possibly put a rating on.
Baloney fudging mustard!
The fats dented the flats.
It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.
As soon as you just walk through the curtains and the crowd's there, everything's good after that.
Who is his manager? Milton Bradley.
With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.
Curtis, where was that enthusiasm in the match? You might have won.
I can literally hear you getting fatter.
On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.
Can I wear your blazer?
It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!
You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!
Shawn Michaels is quite simply the greatest performer in WWE history.