The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.
I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.
Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.
Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.
You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.
To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.
Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
