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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

Inspirational, Funny, Sarcastic

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Bill Watterson

Funny, Humorous, Future

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Bill Watterson

Funny, Time, Clever

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson

Inspirational, Funny, Life

"Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1994.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Bill Watterson

Inspirational, Funny, Witty

"The Revenge of the Baby-Sat". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1991.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

Bill Watterson

Funny, Leader, Roger

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Bill Watterson

Inspirational, Funny, Science

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Bill Watterson

Funny, Moving, School